stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion

perchu:

catfella:

perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

uhm im pretty sure OP was talking about sex lol. what are you 12 or something ?

. what the fuck is sex

(via imaniiilucky)

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(Source: despute, via imaniiilucky)

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101
postracialcomments:

pursingmyhappiness:

yarrahs-life:

hotttsaucy:

lmaoo omg yes

My heart!!!

No no no ✋

I loved all our remixes!
duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake
swegversace:

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party


definition of slay
ski-mvsk-mxbbin:

neatpotatoes:

where is the lie

i’m so sick of seeing people dress like this 
gamsee:

forevertheuke:

ipissedinyourmountaindew:

Real satellite imagery from NASA
We are killing out planet.

NoThat’s just the united stated photoshopped on the moon.

no thats our dying planet have some respect
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