youreprettyyummy:

chalktai:

pr0digee:

This is the BEST LINE EVER.

Oyea

Oh. Why, thank you.

fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999

(via imaniiilucky)

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(via joy-to-the-fucking-world)

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest, via cody7cody)

ecstasysmom:

Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(via imaniiilucky)

blackjackmothafucka:

*TUMBLR IN A GIF*
coolscar:

They’re evolving
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